DREAM REEM
So i got 8 minz to type this!
I entered my home- which was a home i had forgotten about for an unimportant and unknown amount of years/months. i used to either live there with my college roomie, aileen or with my roommate currently, lucy. either way, it had somehow been abandoned with all of my things inside of it. except that when i got there, the house had been squatted by tons of hobo families. Lots of grizzly old men, dirty women with missing teeth and strange children were running around.
I start freaking out and screaming and pushing people around and trying to get them out the door. But to no avail. Everyone was pissed that i was barging in on their world. And then the whole rest of the dream was me trying to keep them from stealing all of my things and me getting some of them out but then more of them would get in somehow. Even though i locked the door!
Which i later found out was because there was a side entrance gate that was open the entire time! Which is how banana escaped. And then she started making these weird sounds when i found her. Like a computer on acid. And then she started speaking japanese (i think?) and then all of these little PICTURES STARTED POPPING UP ALL AROUND HER HEAD!!! pictures of hamburgers and hands and gift boxes and random other objects. and i started having a panic attack, thinking she was really a robot cat. ALL ALONG!!!
but i soon found out she had licked a piece of paper with a computer chip on it that the stupid homeless children left on the floor. it kept happening throughout the dream which i was secretly excited about because it made banana the coolest cat on the planet.
other stuff happened. like these girls that tried to steal lucy’s shoes but then lucy was all like, ‘oh yeah girls. go for it.’ which made me look like an asshole. and there was one hot hobo but he wasn’t into me.
okay time for work! bye!
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